Susan wants a coffee table.

Lately my cousin and I have been talking a lot about traveling. He wants to explore the world, I just wanna discover stuff around me.

Moving hurts. When you travel you move a lot. Sounds like a lot of hurting to me.

But what about after I get my hip replacement?

The only places I would like to go are New Zealand, Alaska and Las Vegas. New Zealand because The Lord of the Rings was filmed there. Alaska because of... Well everything. It sounds like paradise. And Vegas because I like to party.

Today, Julie, Mike and I were watching The Price is Right because that show is the best ever. W discussed what we would do of we randomly acquired $10,000. I said that I would get a coffee table and an apartment. I dont know what's wrong with me that the first thing I said I would get is a coffee table... But I really want one. I got 'Gaga' which is a coffee table book about Lady Gaga and I need to be able to show it off. You would think that the first thing I would say is makeup or something. Nope. A coffee table.

Also, I just remembered. I need to go to Germany to get me a big tall buff German fella. Like till lindemann. He is just a fine piece of man. Google him. He is like 50 and hairy. My birthday is coming up. I would take him as a gift.