Today was a pretty good day. Started out kinda boring. Woke up the same way i always do...to Yoda's tongue deep in my ear. I tried sleeping with headphones in my ear the other night. He took them out. I clean my ears, but he insists on licking them.
Something of magnificent proportions happened today. It was truly magnificent. Lynette made dinner. It was actually pretty good... for hamburger gravy. Which i hate, but i was able to eat it. Ethan was attached to Lynette today. He gave her so many hugs, he followed her everywhere.
Then in my boredom i decided to practice my Amy Winehouse makeup for Halloween. I was going to do a cracked out version of her, but i decided that i wasn't going to. This is her.
It started by me having to glue down my eyebrows so i could cover them. That took the longest. It took about six coats of glue because all i have is the cheap stuff from the dollar store. I'm broke and when you're broke you have to buy the cheap glue. So once i got the eyebrows taken care of, i covered them with 3 different concealers. It worked awesome. Then i started my makeup. I looked awful. Seriously. I looked like an alien. So i ran up stairs and i got my wig. That really pulled it together. I was absolutely positive i was going to stay dressed up as her for a while, but then the wig started to itch and my eyebrows started to hurt. So i had to take it all off. It's really itchy being a crack head.
Yoda is growing like a damn weed. He's huge. He doesn't like being apart from me at all. Which is totally ok, because i don't like being apart from him. Unless of course i am in the bathroom. Sometimes i get up late at night and i have to pee. So i walk the 8 feet to my bathroom. I leave the door open because it's attached to my room. Yoda sits on my bed and whines because he wants to be near me. He tries to muster up the courage to jump down. It's a long way down for such a small doggie. Sometimes i fall asleep in the bathroom and i wake up to him licking my feet... hey, at least it's not my ears he is licking.
Ethan started saying Yoda. Only he says "Yodadadadadadadada" It's pretty adorable. My grandma Arlene got him a few books. We read to him a lot and he loves being read to. He really likes a certain book called 10 little rabbits. He loves it so much he tries to read it himself.
And here's a cute picture of Ethan, just for funsies.
The other day i talked Lynette into putting glue on our faces and letting it dry then peal it off. Well, it was a disaster. It was very painful and i won't ever do it again....ok, i probably will.
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