The past few days have been rather stressfull for me. I've been having a really hard time, with the move and the pain i am in. I decided i was going to do something i love. Dye my hair and take a long, deep hot bath.
I suck at taking baths and showers. There's almost always a puddle of water on the floor. When i was in Rochester with Amber i had a huge flood one time.
I dyed my hair, got in the tub, washed the dye out and then sat down and ran the water. The water runs fast, soon the tub was totally filled up. On the shower curtain i see a shadow. I instantly get scared. I am naked, i'm taking a bathroom i'm not entirely comfortable in yet, plus this house may be haunted. I decide that i am going to peek around the shower curtain. I do, and see nothing. Thank goodness. But i do notice that the door is cracked a little bit. I decide to open the curtain so i can lean out of the tub and perhaps close the door. As i open the curtain and lean out of the tub a yellow thing jumps at me.
This is the beast that jumped out at me. I warn you. It's scary.
Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.
So i jump back and do some cripple/ninja moves. I end up slashing probably 2 gallons of water on the floor. There is water all the way across the floor... it's everywhere. So there i am, terrified. Sunny (the demon cat) zooms out of the bathroom and into the closet space thing. I sit there and try to decide my plan of action. I emptied the tub, got out and took care of it scared that Cliff or Lynette would get mad at me or something. The toilet paper that was on the ground was totally soaked. I picked it up and wrung out all the water. I don't know why...the toilet paper is destroyed. I threw my dirty clothes, the towel i was going to use to dry off with on the floor. I mean, i already screwed up the bathroom. Why do i need to be dry? Psh. I slid my PJs on and go find some other towels to clean it up with. Finally, i got it all cleaned up.
I just wanted a relaxing bath.
I didn't even get my legs shaved.
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