I'm thinking about bathrooms. You know, the room in which you bathe. With the showerrrr and a tuuuub and a siiiink and the toiiilet. So this blog is about bathrooms.
I've slept in a bathtub before. And i was completely sober at the time. I can honestly say i will never sleep in a bathtub again. It's not comfortable. I had pillows and a blanket and it was just horrible.
When i was little, i used to take a lot of baths. Well, duh. But when i took my baths i would wear goggles. And i'd pretend to be a diver looking for fish and stuff. I'd stay in the tub until my fingers got all pruney. Is pruney even a word? I remember one time i went swimming at the cabin and my grandpa was dangling his feet in the lake and his toes got all pruney. It was nasty. Old people have weird looking feet to begin with. But when they're all wrinkly..it's gross.
The women's bathroom is a place were i learn lots of stuff. There's always lots of gossip going on in the girls bathroom. Recently in the bathroom i found out a good friend of mine is pregnant. And then i felt her tummy. It was all hard and round and i just wanted to lay my head on it and take a nap. When i was in a bathroom in Vegas i learned that a woman was cheating on her husband with her lesbian lover!!!
Sometimes womens bathrooms have things like couches in them! COUCHES!! It's so cool. At prom the bathroom had a couch in it.
Another thing i've noticed in public bathrooms is the grafiti. Now the grafiti in womens bathrooms is usually very lame and un-epic. It usually is just "Fuck" and "Damn" and other swear words on the wall. I don't like that. Because first off, i don't wanna read what is going on in your mind while you're....doing your business. Second of all. If you're going to the bathroom and the only words going thtough your head is "fuck, damn, hell, asshole, shit, fuck!" then you should probably go to the doctor! Seems to me that you're in a lot of pain and you should probably go get that checked out, ma'am.
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